How Shaking Hands With an Alligator Changes Everything!

So a few years ago, my soon to be wife and I were holidaying in Jamaica. My mum and dad suggested we take a trip down to Black River, the capital of my parent’s district of residence, St Elizabeth. Black River is a coastal town that is situated at the mouth of a river by the same name. We bought some drinks and food and meandered down to the river dock with soothed bellies and greasy smiles. This was Claudia’s first visit, so we decided to surprise her and introduce her to the island’s alligators.

My father ran into an old friend at the dock, who insisted we wait for a particular boat and captain. He refused to explain why, saying only that we’d thank him when we got back. The jerk Chicken and steam fish was still finding its final resting place in our stomachs, and a cool breeze was blowing in from the sea. We conferred and decided that a small wait wouldn’t be too much of an inconvenience.

About half an hour later we were introduced to a Goliath of a man, who we learnt was to be our boat’s captain and guide. We left on board, expecting to see a few unperturbed alligators from afar. My parents and I had taken this tour many times before. That afternoon however turned out to be a little special.

Many boats travel up and down a mile or so stretch of river, stopping here and there along the way, enabling the tourists to catch a sight of the odd gator. Fortunately for us, our skipper had built up a rapport with these fierce and completely wild animals. (Every now and then a few locals and tourists are snatched away from the banks!)

We stopped. Our man started to describe the history of the area, the river and it’s Jurassic inhabitants. I, having heard this a few times before, stopped listening and started gator-spotting. The captain hauled in my lost attention, when he started shouting toward a sunlight speckled stretch of banking. Claudia was practically shaking with excitement! She told me that the man-giant was calling an alligator to the boat. I laughed. Jamaicans are known for their humour. I figured he’d pull out a plastic alligator and cause one of our elderly boat-mates to go into cardiac arrest. My scoffs we’re silenced, when out of the shadows came an eight foot wild alligator slowly swimming toward our boat. Our guide, who was now some kind of animal wizard in my eyes, pulled out some food and fed the beast. He then uttered the words…

“Who wants to shake his hand?”

We all laughed, thinking he was joking. He posed the question again. A middle aged woman to our left asked, ‘Are you serious?’ in the same voice a child would use, had it just been told it was going to Disney Land.

“Yah man!” He replied, almost fulfilling his Tourist Board daily quota of internationally accepted Jamaican slogans. ‘No problem!” (quota satisfied). He then, a little hesitantly, as though checking for permission, reached out and took the gator’s right hand. We all stopped talking, moving, breathing; unsure whether we were about to get a really special show! He then, with alligator paw in hand, turned to us and posed that insane question again.

NOTE. This was a private tour, and everyone on board were consenting adults.

We exhaled, there was a pause and then one by one a few us scurried to the side of the boat to shake a wild killing machine’s hand! The alligator took it all in its stride. It seemed as though it thought it were at some sort of autograph signing; Diva-like, not even looking our way.

Now please don’t comment saying how irresponsible we were. I know this. There’s no need to remind me that the gator could have switched at any moment (just as wild animals do), pulled whoever happened to be holding its scaley hand over board and eaten said tourist, creating hours of court time, therapy and news coverage. What can I say? Adrenalin is one hell of a drug! This was our swimming with sharks, our base jumping, our going to Graceland, wearing a ‘King My Ass!’ t-shirt. (T-Shirt design – Copyright Sean Rankine 2012) Whatever it was, it changed us.

We returned to the UK with a different perspective on things. We made changes; life changing changes! I think some of those changes led to us later leaving London and moving to the Kent coast by the sea. It wasn’t just the alligator encounter, it was the whole trip. I’ve visited JA countless times, but that trip was different; perhaps because I was able to witness Claudia’s child like, clear awe and appreciation for everything she saw. Perhaps she made me appreciate the beauty, the people, and everything else I had begun to take for granted about Jamaica and about life!

The view from my parent’s home. Image courtesy of Mariah Landers-Rankine. All rights reserved.

My father baptising in the river YS

The beautiful Black River

Smile for the camera

Claudia greeting the 8 foot gator.


About The Other Me

Londoner born and raised. Living in Denmark. Occasional singer/songwriter, music fan, nearly author, recovering procrastinator. To read or listen to the amateur stuff I call my art, click on the picture and press the links to either my FB, Wordpress or bandcamp pages. Thanks
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10 Responses to How Shaking Hands With an Alligator Changes Everything!

  1. beachgravity says:

    I wanna go! I know what you mean about having a new appreciation for something you once took for granted or maybe never really considered important. I recently made a HUGE move back to the beach of Southern California, my birth city, and to watch my children experience life here has been an awesome gift. I’m learning to take so much pleasure in the small things… I need to go to JA!

  2. hodgepodge4thesoul says:

    Firstly, congrats on your engagement, your soon to be wife is very lovely. Love the shot of your father baptizing in the river…priceless. Great post…


  3. elliebloo says:

    I don’t know that I would shake hands with the alligator but I know I liked your blog and view on the experience. Very cool.

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  5. Wow. And I thought I was adventurous…

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